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In the recent year I have been following two sites where they have jokes, fun facts, etc. These are a few of my favorites of 2011.

From Grouchy Rabbit

Definitions: Calculus (noun) – When letters have a midlife crisis and decide to be numbers.

Realized:

Sleep + social life = bad grades. Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep.

When a house burns up, it also burns down.

There are four stages in life: You believe in Santa Claus. You don’t believe in Santa Claus. You are Santa Claus. You look like Santa Claus.

From Dear Blank, Please Blank

Dear Voldemort,

So you have a diary, necklace, ring, tiara, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy?

Sincerely, you’re a teenage girl, not a dark lord.

Dear world,

How come when people get followed on twitter they get excited, but in real life when someone gets followed it’s creepy.

Sincerely, trying to understand.

Dear racist white people,

When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I’m sick I’m black, when I go out in the sun I’m black, when I’m cold I’ll be black, and when I die I’ll be black.

But you, when you where born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you’re sick you’re green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you’re cold you turn blue, and when you die you’ll turn purple.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?

Sincerely, black people.

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